Why oh why, when I ask for synonyms the internet gives me tips to a flat belly?
The internet is for porn. gossip. lies. and frustrated deluded wankers. and a lot of other interesting things.
Three years at university teach you how to rephrase the work of others in such a way that you know it's plagiarism but your lecturers won't notice.
Note to self. Remember to save work every five minutes. Least it will all crash. again.
There's a seagull in my laptop. Oh no wait, it's actually outside. Pheeeew. That would have been weird.