LIFE LESSON N.1

Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: sniff...they stink?
Shrek: yes...no!!
Donkey: oh, they make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: ah, if ya leave them at the sun and they become brown and then sprout some white hairs?
Shrek: Both have layers!
Donkey: Both have layers? Sniff.. bleah... listen, not everybody like onions..Cakes!Everybody like cakes, cakes have layers!!
Shrek: I don't care what everybody like!!Ogres aren't like cakes, ogres are like onions!end of the story!