If...

If I were a drink I'd be a Gin&Tonic. Changing to Gin&Tomato in times of crisis.

If I were a day I'd be a Tuesday. Or Saturday morning.

If I were a month I'd be July.

If I were a season I'd be summer. Or winter. Or summer with snow..

If I were an instrument I'd be a flute.

If I were a song I'd be "Canzone quasi d'amore" by Francesco Guccini. Actually, I'd be any of his songs.

If I were a century I'd be the 19th.

If I were a revolution I'd be the bohemian/decadent.

If I were a historic figure I'd like to be Mickhail Bakunin.

If I were a poem I'd be one of Cesare Pavese's teenage ones, where is heart is splattered on the page and you can feel his pain. Or "The road not taken" by Robert Frost.

If I were a novel I'd be Crime and Punishment.

If I were a philosopher I'd be Friedrich Nietzche. Or Friedrich Holderling.

If I were a war I'd be WWII.

If I were a movie I'd be "Dead Poets Society."

If I were a continent I'd be Africa.

If I were a town I'd be Cambridge.

If I were an animal I'd be a jaguar. Or a falcon.

If I were a religion I'd be Catholicism.

If I were a God I'd be Dionysus.

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